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Man, @DeutschePostDHL just has the most optimistic delivery prediction algorithm that every existed. Package just arrived at first parcel center? You'll have it by tomorrow! TBH, I think the algorithm is if parcel has not been delivered yet prediction = will arrive today

Contrary to that I think that Amazon does actual capacity allocation through the whole delivery pipeline because their accuracy is like 💯.

Just as I am writing this, got a message from DHL that the package is delayed and will probably be here tomorrow. Dudes, it hasn't moved yet, it needs to go to one more parcel center, needs to be scheduled for delivery, actually make it out, actually get delivered.

Just say "probably Monday."