DHL's delivery prediction algorithm must be the most optimistic algorithm on earth.

Jan 22, 2022 · 21:56

Still believes the package will be delivered today. Well, we still have about an hour to go, so yeah...

Jan 22, 2022 · 21:58

When I look today, it had quietly dropped any mention of when the delivery will happen.

Jan 23, 2022 · 10:32

You remember me making fun of DHL‘s deliver date prediction algorithm? Weeeell, turns out my package...

Jan 25, 2022 · 06:48

So about that package... well it was en route for a minute before they... lost it again?!

Jan 26, 2022 · 10:43

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