I read somewhere that small children are natural assertive. Well I guess that's one way to put it.

Jan 26, 2015 · 17:58

Also, when has "home alone" begun to mean "home alone with the kids".

Jan 26, 2015 · 17:59

typo is courtesy of my son who keeps jumping on my while I try to compose tweets.

Jan 26, 2015 · 18:05